"Buddha, I cannot wait to put this chain on you."
As we reported last week, "New York" welcomed "Buddha" back onto her show. And, as ever, there were tons of crazy Buddha-related soundbites, each one nearly more inappropriate than the next (at least when out of context).
These were all from just the first six minutes of tonight's episode:
* New York wondered aloud, "What if Buddha [is] my perfect mate?"
* After hearing that Buddha was returning and getting the "I Love New York" faux-platinum chain that all the show's competitor-dudes wear, resident snitch "Tailor Made" commented, "The last thing I want to do is give Buddha the satisfaction of looking him in the eye."
* New York, welcoming the prodigal housemate back, said, "Buddha, I can not wait to put this chain on you."
* But New York's mother (who is as ever-present as she is negative) commented, "Buddha is a beautiful person. But he has a dark side."
...Later, after a private date with him, New York reflected, "Buddha's the man. Buddha has it goin' on!"
And, last but not least:
"Buddha's kisses are tender, soft, warm.... what I want to be feelin' on my lips -- and other places as well."
Stay classy, New York!
These were all from just the first six minutes of tonight's episode:
* New York wondered aloud, "What if Buddha [is] my perfect mate?"
* After hearing that Buddha was returning and getting the "I Love New York" faux-platinum chain that all the show's competitor-dudes wear, resident snitch "Tailor Made" commented, "The last thing I want to do is give Buddha the satisfaction of looking him in the eye."
* New York, welcoming the prodigal housemate back, said, "Buddha, I can not wait to put this chain on you."
* But New York's mother (who is as ever-present as she is negative) commented, "Buddha is a beautiful person. But he has a dark side."
...Later, after a private date with him, New York reflected, "Buddha's the man. Buddha has it goin' on!"
And, last but not least:
"Buddha's kisses are tender, soft, warm.... what I want to be feelin' on my lips -- and other places as well."
Stay classy, New York!
