WHAT a Dharma-Burger! "Nirvana" water
Thanks to friends and readers Kate H. and Vic for not just bringing this to our attention, but also for sending an actual bottle. (Sadly, it was empty. My insides still have yet to achieve Nirvana.)
We showed you this in a recently posted link on the homepage. But it's extra cool to have the bottle.
"Nirvana Natural Spring Water," it says. And the slogan? "It's about time."
Yes, it is. Seriously: what's taking you so long to get yourself some Nirvana?
You really should be drinking 8-10 glasses a day, you know.
Well, I guess their slogan is catchier than it would be if it employed a more accurate description of "nirvana."
Like: "Nirvana Natural Spring Water. It's about the ultimate cessation of suffering."
...actually, I like the ring of that.
Or! How about:
"Nirvana: Extinguish Your Thirst."
We showed you this in a recently posted link on the homepage. But it's extra cool to have the bottle.
"Nirvana Natural Spring Water," it says. And the slogan? "It's about time."
Yes, it is. Seriously: what's taking you so long to get yourself some Nirvana?
You really should be drinking 8-10 glasses a day, you know.
Well, I guess their slogan is catchier than it would be if it employed a more accurate description of "nirvana."
Like: "Nirvana Natural Spring Water. It's about the ultimate cessation of suffering."
...actually, I like the ring of that.
Or! How about:
"Nirvana: Extinguish Your Thirst."