TheWorstHorse.net's blog

"New York" doesn't "Love" "Buddha"

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:06:14 -0800

Well, it had to end sometime. In last night's final episode of "I Love New York 2," the show's titular queen made her pick from her remaining would-be suitors. While she couldn't deny that "Buddha is hot, sexy, and big" (eccch!), in the end she ...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

"I Love New York 2" - the "Buddha" episode

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:20:37 -0800

Well, tonight's penultimate episode of I Love New York 2 was filled, typically, with intrigue, backbiting, and ludicrous boob-shots. There were also, of course, many great quotes about "Buddha." No, "New York" (left) wasn't talking about The A...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Dharma-Burger! Konchog Norbu comes thru again, part 1

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:27:15 -0800

Horse friend and fave Konchog Norbu sent us a link to Lucky Beer, which features a big ole Buddha -- or rather, Hotei, the "fat Buddha" -- right on the bottle. As he writes: Oh, Hoss...don't ask how I came across this. I just did. Don't worry -...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Body Vows: Erin's practice tattoo

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:35:34 -0800

Thanks to reader Erin who sends on this shot of her gorgeous Buddha tattoo. She writes: Here is my "practice" tattoo. It is a Buddha face with cherry blossoms by Michele Wortman. I chose the Buddha because the image always helps me stay focuse...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

"Buddha, I cannot wait to put this chain on you."

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:12:27 -0800

As we reported last week, "New York" welcomed "Buddha" back onto her show. And, as ever, there were tons of crazy Buddha-related soundbites, each one nearly more inappropriate than the next (at least when out of context). These were all from jus...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Dharma-Burger: A "Big Bud Buddha" update

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:04:30 -0800

A post that we made a few days ago told you about the existence -- and also the curse- and typo-laden marketing -- of a strain of "legal weed" called "Big Buddha Bud." Since then we've done a little research on it. (No, not that kind of resear...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Guess who's back on "I Love New York 2"?

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:58:46 -0800

Sometimes, you catch a break. Tonight, in the last two minutes of VH1's "reality" show, "I Love New York 2," the show's titular queen announced that she was eliminating two of her suitors, and bringing one back. She called for the returning h...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

This Dharma-Burger will only make your munchies worse.

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:32:57 -0800

The Horse has talked a few times about how often pot-culture makes reference to "Buddha" as a name for pot itself. Recently a MySpace "friend" posted this ad on the Horse's MySpace page. It's an ad for "Big Buddha Bud." The copy recounts a very ...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Dharma-Burger: Target discounts the Awakened One

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:25:19 -0700

Thanks to reader Ben Hutchison who sent on this pic. He writes: I found this Buddha statue in the discount section of Target for $2.50 and thought it'd be appropriate. Yeah it is, Ben. Yeah. It is. ...Ben also sent another little note, not T...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend

Bye bye, Buddha?

nobody@vox.com(theworsthorse.net) — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:08:21 -0700

Yes, it's true: On "I Love New York 2," Ezra -- nicknamed Buddha -- was summarily dismissed for headbutting another suitor of the show's titular queen. Said New York in explaining her decision to kick Ezra to the curb: "Buddha had to leave, bec...

Read and post comments | Send to a friend